Sydney, Australia – AEW star Wheeler Yuta’s hair situation has grown out of control this week as the follicles have completely covered his entire body.
In recent months, the Death Riders member has shown off his increasingly hirsute look to the delight of fans. While many assumed it was an attempt to set himself apart from his fellow stable mates, the hair seems to have engulfed the wrestler with no signs of slowing down.
“Mr. Yuta is currently engrossed by his own hair,” said AEW medical advisor Dr. Martin Fyuk. “The thick, wool-like hair has made it difficult for us to determine why exactly this is happening. This may be a mishap with a bottle of Rogaine or perhaps some sort of advertisement for Hims. Until we are able to locate his mouth, we are unable to get an answer.”
Speculation has exploded online as to the cause of Wheeler Yuta’s current hair-raising predicament. One theory involves a tie-in to a new Addams Family movie with Yuta starring as Cousin It. Another suspects the former AEW World Trios champion to be in some sort of “Jordy Verrill” situation.
Several attempts to cut, trim, or shave the hair have been unsuccessful so far. AEW CEO Tony Khan has offered to provide a lifetime supply of Nair to Wheeler Yuta following his hair-vs-hair match at AEW Grand Slam.