Harlem, NY – Giant mutant sewer rats flooded the streets of New York City late last week celebrating WWE’s announcement that they will be inducting Bad News Brown into the Hall of Fame.
Brown’s evil pets, which were bred to eat snakes and dogs, took to the surface world in a defiant cacophony of squeaks. A wave of rodents overtook the isle of Manhattan over the course of a few hours. Scurrying up the legs of Wall Street investors, stealing hot dogs from vendors, and biting Times Square performers, the vermin honored the master of the ‘Ghetto Blaster’.
The former WWF Superstar created the giant mutant rats in 1990 to combat Jake “The Snake” Roberts and his pet snake, Damian. Following his loss to Roberts at Summerslam, Brown allegedly released the creatures back into the sewers where they have been waiting for their return to the surface world.
Currently, city officials have no plan to deal with the invasion.
“We are hopeful that, much like a Bad News Brown match, the rats get fed up and leave halfway through,” said New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani.