Bay Shore, NY – Former WWE Superstar Karrion Kross has taken his talents of persuasion directly to the people.
Kross, who was recently released from the company, spent the day at South Shore Mall on Long Island whispering in people’s ears, convincing them to do bad things. Following close behind was his wife and valet Scarlett Bordeaux. Free from the shackles of the corporate world, the two spread their evil message to unsuspecting shoppers and workers.
“It says ‘Take-a-penny, Leave-a-penny’. Take it. Take the penny. Leave nothing,” growled Kross to a Spencers sales associate Kendra Garcia.
“Turn to the dark side. Use the expired coupon,” the former NXT Champion told retiree Thelma Huxley while waiting in line at Dick’s Sporting goods.
“Do it,” said Karrion Kross to Vinnie Bennintendi as the 57 year-old plumber eyed the menu at Popeyes. “You know you want the Strawberry Cream Cheese Pie. It’s just $2 extra. Your doctor isn’t here. Do it.”
Mall security followed the duo at a safe distance, ensuring they were not bothering patrons.
“Right now, we haven’t received any complaints, but we’re keeping on eye on them,” said South Shore Mall security officer Hal Filkin.
Both Karrion Kross and Scarlett spent the rest of the afternoon reminding people that ‘endless soup or salad and breadsticks’ at Olive Garden should be taken literally.