Headlies: Fan Appearing On “WWE ThunderDome” Blocked By Other Fan’s Sign

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Cape Girardeau, MO – WWE ThunderDome attendee Emmitt Emerson’s Summerslam viewing experience was ruined last night after another fan held up a sign for the entire event.

Despite not actually being the same location, another fan’s sign blocked Emerson’s view for almost the entirety of the event.

“Y’know, I was really excited to be in the audience as part of ThunderDome,” said a still peeved Emerson. “I had my Little Caesar’s Deep Deep! Dish 3 Meat Treat pizza all ready to go when my screen was blocked by a large yellow poster. I practically threw my Crazy Bread across the room. I told all my friends to watch for me and instead they saw some stupid sign.”

Amazingly, the error also prevented Emerson from watching the event.

“It blocked the entire screen,” said Emerson. “Sure, I could’ve just watched on my laptop or phone, but that’s not the point!”

Although the bright sign was visible throughout the night, the poor handwriting made the message difficult to read. WWE officials were able to trace the IP address to 43-year-old Donald Durvis.

“Huh, huh, yeah I held up the ‘Pat McA-pee’ sign,” laughed Durvis. McAfee is currently embroiled in feud with NXT Champion Adam Cole. Neither McAfee nor Cole wrestled at Summerslam, but that did not deter Durvis. “I hope Pat McAfee saw it and got really mad. Because he’s pee and stuff.”

“We’re still working out all the issues,” said WWE production assistant Kelly Thibodeau. “Our number one priority is the WWE Universe and providing the best experience we can. We apologize for the inconvenience.”

Fans are currently debating if missing this year’s Summerslam was, in fact, an inconvenience. 

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7 Responses to "Headlies: Fan Appearing On “WWE ThunderDome” Blocked By Other Fan’s Sign"
  1. Matt says:

    Fans were trolling WWE Raw very hard. They had images of Chris Benoit and the KKK posted. I am surprised nobody decided to moon everyone.

  2. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Vince McMahon was asked about the incident but no sense was made by the senile CEO – he kept repeatedly telling saying “The Big Dog Is Back – The Big Dog Is Back!!!” …

  3. John C says:

    I was so confused by this, I’d assumed Thunderdome would consist of old WCW Thunder shows being aired to make the current show not seem so bad.

  4. Mr. Boing says:

    I got away with putting up a picture of Napoleon up on the screen.
    And I posted a Crying pepe meme as well

  5. Kevin Lonergan says:

    Don’t be surprised to see Hitler and Osama Bin Laden show up next week on Raw!!!

  6. ThePWBPoster says:

    Donald Durvis is likely the cousin of Beavis and Butthead, heh heh, pee.

  7. Jerry says:

    On Cultaholic, they suggested that the Smackdown Hacker should take over screens of the dome from time to time without commentary pointing it out. That would actually be pretty cool and could give a second life to a dropped gimmick, that seems like a guaranteed induction on this site so far.

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