Headlies: Concession Stand Employee Reveals He Is A Seth Rollins Disciple

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Brooklyn, NY – In a shocking turn of events, a concession stand employee at the Barclay’s Center ripped open his shirt to reveal that he is a disciple of “The Monday Night Messiah” Seth Rollins.

Rodrigo “Hot Rod” Robles, a part-time Assistant Manager at Nathan’s Famous and diehard Rollins fan, spent his shift messing with the food of any Kevin Owens fan. His culinary mischief included over-salting chicken nuggets, switching the ketchup and mustard dispensers, and squishing hot dog buns. Any fan wearing a Rollins, Authors Of Pain, or Murphy shirt received a surprise onion ring in their french fry order.

Mid-way through Raw, Robles’ prayers had been answered. None other than Kevin Owens himself was standing in front of his register.

Owens, who last week slammed a referee wearing a Rollins shirt through a table, approached the stand. “Yeah, can I get two chili cheese dogs, fries, and uhhhhh, a liter of cola?”

Robles flashed a devious smirk and said “Coming right up.” After arranging the food and telling Owens his meal was “on the house”, Robles watched the wrestler with impatient glee.

“That’s right, Kevin. Enjoy your meal. Muhahahaha!” laughed Robles maniacally under his breath.

Owens, sipping his drink, said “Huh. Tastes like root beer. Oh, well.” The former champion shrugged and walked away.

“Yes. Yes!” screamed a triumphant Robles, tearing his work shirt to reveal a Seth Rollins shirt beneath. “That’s what you get for messing with the Crossfit Savior! All hail the Monday Night Messiah!”

Robles was quit the next day to open his own traveling tent revival dedicated to Rollins.

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3 Responses to "Headlies: Concession Stand Employee Reveals He Is A Seth Rollins Disciple"
  1. John C says:

    It sounds a little farva fetched.

  2. Thomas Moffatt says:

    And on next week’s show, a bathroom attendant reveals he is a disciple of Rollins. Watch hilarity ensue as he puts hot sauce on the toilet paper hoping Kevin Owens will use it but is instead visited by the Big Show…

  3. Jerry says:

    If we take into account, that Kane had to serve concession stands as a punishment, when the Authority was (temporarily) dissolved, we got our missing link in this scheme. Be prepared for future documentaries to weave it into one single, six years long storyline.

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