Nashville, TN – A magical genie has publicly apologized for granting TNA Wrestling immortality.
“I know my other djinns will be upset with me, but it’s time I came forward and admit my role,” said the Genie. “In the early 2000s someone found my magic lamp and wished their new wrestling company would live forever. As a genie, I am bound to grant wishes, no matter what.”
The revelation came just days after TNA announced they would be returning to cable television thanks to a new deal with AMC.
Total Nonstop Action, formed in 2002, has gone through several changes, including management and names. Despite many years of questionable angles and wrestling, the company has lasted longer than the defunct WCW with the possibility of passing the AWA in a few years.
“Usually, those types of wishes don’t work out,” sighed the Genie. “Just when I think ‘This is finally it’, the company bounces back. This never happened with Wrestlicious.”