Washington, DC – WWE Chief Content Office Paul “Triple H” Levesque was spotted aimlessly walking around the White House earlier today, not doing much of anything important.
The former 14-time World Champion has made several appearances for events and photos ops at the White House this year. With is mother-in-law Linda McMahon currently serving as Secretary of Education and the president being a WWE Hall of Famer, Levesque seems to have free reign over the official residence.
The lax security, poor planning, and endless chaos of the current administration allows the former wrestler to hang out in offices, flip through top secret documents, and greet tourists on taking a tour of the building. After puttering around the recently paved-over Rose Garden, The Game meandered down to the movie theater to watch the latest episode of Botchamania on Youtube.
After showing up in the background of several Executive Order signings and national security meetings, Triple H said, “Are you ready? I said ‘Are you ready?!’ No, seriously, are you ready? ‘Cause I probably should get back to Stamford and finish writing Raw.”