WWE Magazine in the 2010s was full of wacky anecdotes and sidebars like having wrestling bumpkins Jesse and Festus taste-testing mozzarella sticks. I guess it was to humanize them? Or most likely rake in some additional advertising revenue. Regardless, it gives us a line so off-the-wall that you’d think it was said on Wrestlecrap Radio: “Jesse & Festus put their sphincters on the line.” I can hear Mama dropping her plates now.