Denver, CO – Professional wrestling writer Vince Russo has announced that he will be embarking on his own retirement tour starting this year.
Titled “The Last Bro Is Now” Tour, the former WCW World Heavyweight Champion will be hitting as many conventions as possible throughout the United States. After many years of avoiding the general public and any wrestlers that might want to stab him, Russo has finally started taking extensive bookings.
“If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, I love professional wrestle-ing,” said Russo, emphasizing every word. “So I am giving back to the community by appearing, in person, for a whopping fee. From now until the day I die, as long as the check clears, I will give the marks what they want.”
Fans will have a chance to receive autographed pictures, personal photos, and the opportunity to have Vince Russo call you “Bro”.
Currently, Russo is scheduled to appear at the New England Fan Fest, the Brockway BiMonSciFiCon, Ogdenville Comicpalooza, and the North Haverbrook Toy Fair. While there is no set end date for the retirement tour, experts believe it will stretch well into the next decade.