Gosh, the pizza at Wick’s Pizza must be full of flavor if the World’s Strong Man, Mark Henry, struggles to lift it. It’s just so full of delicious toppings and cheese. And what’s that I hear? Is that a certain Louisville Lip announcing Henry devouring a slice like Howard Cosell? Delightful and delicious.
It Came From YouTube
Baron Von Raschke’s Pizza Commercial
Need something for lunch, but can’t decide? How about some Bernatello’s frozen pizza? If it’s good enough for AWA star Baron von Raschke, then it’s good enough for you. Look, I don’t want to get a Claw to the face, so just chew and smile until he goes away. Don’t even heat it up. Don’t ask why we’re in the Baron’s humble suburban home. Just eat it. Eat it now!
Kurt Angle’s Pizza Commercial
It’s true! It’s true! Former WWE and TNA champion (oh, and gold medal winner) Kurt Angle was in a commercial for Pizza Outlet. Mmm, mmm! Doesn’t that name for a pizza joint just make your mouth water? If that doesn’t whet your appetite, how about computerized nightmare vegetables wrestling over your dinner? Yum!
Jim Cornette’s Pizza Commercial
Jim Cornette is a very opinionated man. Whether you love him or hate him, he does not shy away from letting his thoughts be known, even if it’s for something as simple as pizza. Well, the folks over at Wick’s Pizza must be doing something right cause Corny hypes them up like the next big pay-per-view.
It must be good because Corny doesn’t curse anyone out or threaten anyone with a baseball bat. A slice of tie-dye cheesecake sounds real good right about now.