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Someone Bought This: Angry? Just punch a savage Samoan!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 January 2020, 02:00

It’s an Umaga bop bag! You can punch him in the stomach just like King Hippo! Wait a minute… Umaga? I get the appeal of bop bags but was Umaga ever really that over as a heel with the under-12 crowd to warrant being put on one of these? Also, if you buy this, it now puts you in the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: It’s raining men, hallelujah!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 January 2020, 02:00

As you’ve probably been able to figure out by now, this is a WWF umbrella featuring Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior. I have nothing funny or interesting to say about it. I just thought it was kind of a unique piece of merchandise....

Someone Bought This: King Mabel promotional photo

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 January 2020, 02:00

In 1995 WWE pushed talentless slug heel Mabel to the moon and had him win the King Of The Ring which is how we got this 8×10 promotional photo of King Mabel. I will say that his “crazy eyes” look is… um… unique. I can almost hear him say “You ate the last Twinkie?! You must die!“. What kind of name Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Triple H’s bad hair day

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 January 2020, 02:00

Crapper Will Fluker writes: i cant believe that someone bought this when i saw this Triple H figure, HIs hair looks like a Dragon Ball Z character. Hey, you’re right!...

Someone Bought This: The Dragon will fire up your wardrobe!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 January 2020, 02:00

I don’t care what anyone says… Fire-breathing Ricky Steamboat was awesome! Even if the dragon outfit did kind of look stupid and make him look like those venom-spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. JurasscSteamboat.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...