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Someone Bought This: A signed New Rockers photo- a real collectable!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 September 2019, 02:00

DJ Mike Check submitted this from his private collection of Rock ‘n Roll memorabilia. It’s not just an 8×10 photo of The New Rockers, it’s an autographed 8×10 photo of The New Rockers! Yes, Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy both graced this photo with their signatures! “Keep Rockin’? Oh, I will, Marty. I will....

Someone Bought This: 45 minutes of Sable? Nooooo!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 September 2019, 02:00

In 1998 WWE put out a VHS called “Sable Unleashed”. Okay, I admit that this SBT has to do with my personal preferences, but this is a 45 minute video focusing on Sable- the least interesting Diva of the era. She isn’t attractive in the face or body (“Silicone parts are made for toys!” -Sir Mix-A-Lot). She has all the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Terrifying Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 September 2019, 02:00

From 1986 it’s the Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt.. GAH! That is horrifying! He looks like a deranged, possessed Cabbage Patch Kids doll trying to kill someone in a horror movie! And for some reason, whoever drew this decided to put him in a suit better suited (see what I did there?) for Ted DiBiase. Let’s take a look at the definition Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Tatanka! Tie-Dye!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 September 2019, 02:00

It’s a tie-dye (?!) Tatanka shirt! It seems really weird that there’s a tie-dye shirt for Tatanka of all people. Is he secretly a hippie Indian? Aren’t tie-dye shirts supposed to be vibrant and colorful? You know, like this one! Tatiana’s Tie-Dye shirt is just sad and boring! Between the black and white picture of Tatanka and the muted, dark colors, this Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 August 2019, 02:00

Here’s the Stone Cold Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt. “Bonz”?! Is that pronounced “Bons” like “Bon-Bons”? Oh! They mean “bones”! Because spelling things wrong is cool! I know that’s supposed to be a rattlesnake skeleton, but it really just looks like a magnified sperm to me. “Spermy 3:16 says I just fertilized your egg!” “Aw, what a wastesk Continue Reading...