About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: “Bayley: This Is Your Life” Segment Declared A Crime Scene

18 Submitted by on Mon, 05 June 2017, 08:00
Greenville, SC – The Greenville Sherriff’s office has declared the “Bayley: This Is Your Life” segment from last week’s Monday night Raw a crime scene. The segment, in which WWE Superstar Alexa Bliss mocked Bayley, was universally panned by both the live audience and fans at home. As WWE’s crew was breaking down the ring, Sherriff Marvin Talty arrived with Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Rambo” Greg Gagne Tries To Get Military Discounts On Memorial Day

5 Submitted by on Mon, 29 May 2017, 08:00
Minneapolis, MN – Former AWA star Greg Gagne spent most of his Memorial Day trying to use his former status as a wrestling soldier to score discounts and good deals on products. Gagne, the son of wrestling legend Verne Gagne, donned his old combat fatigues and traveled from local business to local business. Gagne received 5% off new tires, a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jinder Mahal’s Veins Set To Become 2017’s Breakout Star

3 Submitted by on Mon, 22 May 2017, 08:00
Chicago, IL – After last night’s championship match between Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal at Backlash, WWE officials believe that Mahal’s bulging veins are fast on their way to becoming the biggest star in a company. At a closed-door meeting before Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon and other top WWE officials gathered to talk about how best to push their Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Marilyn Manson Buys XPW

4 Submitted by on Mon, 15 May 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Hot off the heels of Smashing Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan buying the NWA, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson has announced that he has bought the rights to Xtreme Pro Wrestling. Founded in 1999, XPW was best known for its hardcore matches and outlandish characters. Details are still forthcoming, but it is believed that Manson spent tens of dollars to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Goes Through His Record Collection To Come Up With More PPV Names

18 Submitted by on Mon, 08 May 2017, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – On a lazy Sunday afternoon, WWE CEO Vince McMahon took out his old record collection to come up with more names that would work well for pay-per-views in the vein similar to the upcoming “Great Balls Of Fire” event. McMahon, wearing his most comfortable pair of ICOPRO sweatpants and a faded and stained Starland Vocal Band t-shirt, laid Continue Reading...
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