About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: TLC Inspires Fandango To Change His Character

6 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 08:00
Boston, MA – Following the events of last night’s TLC, WWE Superstar Fandango has decided that he should change his character from a dancer to a table. Fandango, whose popularity peaked at the Raw after Wrestlemania 29, has fallen out of favor with the fans and has languished at the bottom of the card. Watching the TLC pay-per-view at home Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Declining WWE Ratings Tied To Lack Of Mike Adamle

12 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2015, 08:00
Hartford, CT – After several months, $2.3 million spent on research, and countless work-hours, WWE has discovered that their currently decline in ratings can be directly tied to the lack of Mike Adamle on their shows. Adamle, who once served as an interview, announcer and as Raw GM, was let go by the company in 2008. The ramifications of that firing Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Irate Fans Swear They’ll Only Buy A Few Shirts From WWE’s Website

10 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2015, 08:00
Henderson, NV – Diehard wrestling fans Colby Cooper and Bryson St. James have vowed that despite totally and utterly hating everything WWE has done in the past year, they will only buy a small amount of shirts off of the WWE website. The college sophomores scanned the Shop WWE website in hopes of finding good deals for just a few Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Wyatts Go Shopping

16 Submitted by on Mon, 16 November 2015, 08:00
Possum Bluff, FL –This past weekend, the Wyatt family ventured from their backwoods compound To prepare for their battle against Undertaker and Kane at Survivor Series. Luke Harper, Eric Rowan, and Braun Strowman climbed into Bray Wyatt’s 1998 Dodge Caravan. “Don’t forget to buckle your seats, boys,” said Bray, adjusting his rearview mirror. All three silently complied as Harper turned Continue Reading...
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