About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: Summer Rae Replaced By A Cyborg, Change Goes Unnoticed

7 Submitted by on Fri, 14 November 2014, 08:00
Roanoke, VA – WWE Diva and co-star of The Marine 4 Summer Rae was recently replaced with a cyborg for the future. Despite the incredible turn of events, both WWE officials and performers did not notice the switch had occurred. “Lifeless glowing eyes. No emotion. Icy cold hands. Yup, same old Summer,” said her Total Divas co-star Natalya. “I love Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Picks His Team For Survivor Series

23 Submitted by on Fri, 07 November 2014, 08:00
Buffalo, NY – In a much anticipated event, WWE Superstar revealed his team for the upcoming Survivor Series against The Authority. To the shock of the WWE Universe, John Cena chose 4 clones of himself to form Team Cena. Many speculated that Cena would choose up-and-coming Superstars such as Dolph Ziggler or Big E Langston, but Cena felt there was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: It’s The Great Pumpkin, Dixie Carter!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 31 October 2014, 08:00
Bethlehem, PA – A cool autumn breeze whipped through TNA president Dixie Carter’s hair as she made her way through the Bethlehem Pumpkin Patch. Carter was planning to spend her entire Halloween evening in the pumpkin patch to meet The Great Pumpkin. TNA had recently wrapped up a long string of television tapings in the area, but Carter stayed in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Hospitalized After Trying To Be A “Rosebud”

10 Submitted by on Fri, 24 October 2014, 08:00
Cheyenne, WY – 19 year-old wrestling fan Mackenzie Dobbs was rushed to Cheyenne Regional Medical Center Tuesday night after what she claimed was her attempt to “be a Rosebud”. Dobbs was apparently trying to join WWE Superstar Adam Rose’s fan group collectively known as “rosebuds”. According to a post of social media, Dobbs declared her intentions following this week’s edition Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Dixie Carter Forgets To Watch Bound For Glory

7 Submitted by on Fri, 17 October 2014, 08:00
Dallas, TX – TNA President Dixie Carter spent her entire Sunday with a nagging feeling that she was missing something. Unbeknownst to her, Carter had forgotten to watch or DVR Bound For Glory, her promotions biggest pay-per-view event of the year. The event, typically referred to at TNA’s Wrestlemania or the company’s Super Bowl, took place at the Korakuen Hall Continue Reading...
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