About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: Teddy Long Makes Breakfast

12 Submitted by on Thu, 13 June 2013, 10:00
Houston, TX – Early Saturday morning, WWE Smackdown Senior Advisor Teddy Long decided to make himself a hearty breakfast featuring a wide variety of foods. A velvet robe-clad Long entered the kitchen and began taking pots, pans, bowls, and various kitchen utensils out of the cabinets. While he normally settles on something quick and easy for breakfast, Long decided to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Damien Sandow Challenges Sheamus To A Game of Jenga

12 Submitted by on Fri, 07 June 2013, 12:30
Long Island, NY – WWE Smackdown, Damien Sandow, the intellectual savior of the masses, continued his literal mind games with Sheamus. Over the past few weeks, Sandow has been engaging the Celtic Warrior in a series of brain teasers and puzzles. During an in-ring segment in which he was joined by a large, covered object, Sandow revealed his latest challenge. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Remembers It’s Thursday, Still Doesn’t Watch TNA

12 Submitted by on Fri, 31 May 2013, 10:30
Pittsburgh, PA – At 9:18 pm yesterday, lifetime wrestling fan Robert Turcotte suddenly remembered that it was in fact Thursday night and that TNA Impact Wrestling was airing at that very moment. Despite his realization, Turcotte still managed to not watch the program. “I love wrestling. Always have, always will,” said the 33 year old Data Entry Specialist. “Whenever I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RVD Utterly Confused By His Appearance On Raw

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2013, 07:00
Los Angeles, CA – Former WWE and TNA Superstar Rob Van Dam was utterly confused while watching the Paul Heyman segment on Monday Night Raw last week. When Paul Heyman revealed his newest client was the son of Mr. Perfect, Curt Axel, RVD stared at his television for several minutes in confused silence. After several years wrestling in TNA, many Continue Reading...
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Headlies: JTG Hiding From WWE Officials To Avoid Being Future Endeavored

15 Submitted by on Tue, 21 May 2013, 09:00
Kansas City, MO – Current WWE Superstar JTG has spent the past few days avoiding several WWE officials in an effort to keep his job with the company. Once one-half of the tag-team Cryme Tyme, the seldom-used wrestler has managed to stay on the company payroll despite lacking any sort of push or character growth. This past Friday saw several Continue Reading...
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