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Induction: Swing Your Lady – Beware the Sexual Hammerlock

19 Submitted by on Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:00
1938, Warner Bros. Films Last night, the Chicago Cubs won their first World Series since 1908. While we at Wrestlecrap have yet to induct anything quite that old, the musical wrestling comedy featured in this week’s induction is older than WWE, WWF, and WWII. Until we dig up footage of Abraham Lincoln’s infamous Proclamation-on-a-pole match, 1938’s Swing Your Lady starring Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ladies- ever wanted to be a sexy Hulk Hogan for Halloween?

38 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2015, 12:00
  Crapperette Rose Harmon found this sexy (?) Hulk Hogan costume and writes: I found this costume online. I just wanna know why… I… I don’t know. You don’t know either, Man? Why must every woman’s Halloween costume be “sexy”? Okay, that’s enough out of you Mr. Mountain Rock- you are not helping! Even things that should not be sexy Continue Reading...
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Induction: Shotgun Saturday Night from NYC – It put the “sex” back in, “This show only lasted sex weeks.”

51 Submitted by on Thu, 11 June 2015, 20:15
WWF, 1997 It’s rare for WWE to create a television program that stands out from all its other content. ECW on Sci-Fi was basically just Smackdown filmed from a different angle, Smackdown these days is simply Raw: The Director’s Cut, and the fifth season of NXT played out like episodes of Raw, with the roster of Superstars, written as if Continue Reading...
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Induction: “End Game” – Kurt Angle wants perverted sex (part 2)

25 Submitted by on Thu, 20 November 2014, 20:00
DVD movie, 2009 If I asked you what Jenna Morasca and Sharmell had in common, you would probably say that they were both part of perhaps the worst professional wrestling match of all time. You would be right, of course, but there’s another common thread tying the two women together: Kurt Angle wanted to have perverted sex with both of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Brian Christopher’s new hip-hop album “Bringin’ Sexay Back”!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 06 October 2014, 11:42
Okay, Crappers,  I’m just going to copy what I saw on Lords Of Pain for you all to marvel over: Former WWE Superstar Brian Christopher, son of Jerry Lawler, has a new hip-hop CD out on iTunes. “Bringin’ Sexay Back” is also available on Amazon and Spotify. A press release described the CD like this: “This CD consists of several hilarious Continue Reading...
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Induction: The HLA Match – As believable as Mrs. Doubtfire, and almost as sexy!

30 Submitted by on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2002 September of 2002 was without a doubt the gayest month in WWE history. It seemed that every show that aired that month was designed to make viewers say out loud, “This is so gay!” Gay, that is, meaning literally homosexual. If we here at Wrestlecrap wanted to express that something was being embarrassingly stupid, we wouldn’t stoop so Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mark Henry, sex addict: Mark finds a way to spend even more time on the couch.

53 Submitted by on Thu, 05 September 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 We’ll all remember Mark Henry’s faux-retirement speech for a long time. With tears in his eyes, the World’s Strongest Man cut an emotional promo dedicated to his friends and family, only to blindside John Cena and goad him into a title shot. This wasn’t the first time that Mark had bared his soul to the public, however, as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41
Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Sexy Jeff Jarrett

4 Submitted by on Wed, 27 February 2013, 09:00
Figured I’d do one for the ladies this week. This week’s video features two old CWA commercials from back in the day. The first commercial is just your average ninety-second 1980’s wrestling VHS tape offer. But the second, whoo ladies, get ready to have an orgasm. Yes, you can order a poster of Jeff Jarrett trying his best to be Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestling on Morton Downey Jr.: Sex, Lies, and Headlocks (but mostly lies)

38 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 19:00
Syndicated TV, 1989 To wrestling fans, Morton Downey, Jr. is best known for his Wrestlecrap-inducted appearance on Piper’s Pit at Wrestlemania V. For those Wrestlecrappers (like myself) who are too young to remember Mr. Downey, he was one of the original “shock jocks” of the radio. (He would also be the namesake of a boss in Nintendo’s Super Mario World: Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DOCTOR THAT PERFORMED ROB CONWAY’S SEX CHANGE INTO EVE TORRES HONORED / MAN HACKS KURT ANGLE’S TWITTER TO POST REASONABLE, PLEASANT MESSAGES

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:08
DOCTOR THAT PERFORMED ROB CONWAY’S SEX CHANGE INTO EVE TORRES HONORED By Justin Henry Malmo, Sweden – Dr. Georg Krausingaard, a pioneer in the field of gender reassignment, was honored this week at a luncheon near the Faculty of Medicine. Krausingaard, 77, has devoted his life to gender reassignment, known to the layman as “sex change operations”. Since the first Continue Reading...
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NXT: Season Three: Because What Says Smart, Sexy, & Powerful Like Michael Cole in Knee Socks?

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:10
WWE, 2010 Text by Emerson Whitner & RD Reynolds Way back in 2010 Vince McMahon finally pulled the plug on ECW and in it’s place announced the creation of a new pseudo-reality show: NXT. NXT would be a slight rip off of UFC’s the Ultimate Fighter, where 8 mostly unknown Rookie’s would be paired with 8 current WWE Superstars and over a 13 Continue Reading...
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Induction: …All the Marbles starring Peter Falk – Just one more thing… this movie sucks!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 July 2017, 21:47
MGM Pictures, 1981 Swing Your Lady may be the earliest wrestling movie chronologically, but …All the Marbles is and always will be the earliest alphabetically, thanks to that ellipsis. The film stars Columbo’s Peter Falk as the very Peter Falk-ish wrestling manager, Harry Sears. His tag team, the California Dolls, are trying to move up in the world of ladies’ wrestling, which, Continue Reading...
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Induction: The GLOW pay-per-view – This time, it cost money

28 Submitted by on Thu, 06 July 2017, 20:00
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1993 With the hit series GLOW premiering on Netflix recently, a lot of wrestling fans have come to appreciate the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, the syndicated 1980s television show that is the subject of the new comedy/drama. The GLOW wrestling show was the first of its kind, employing an all-female cast that blended goofball comedy with Continue Reading...
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Induction: The murder of Boots the Cat – Chris & Tammy are Suicidal, Homicidal, and Felicidal

17 Submitted by on Thu, 25 May 2017, 20:00
Smoky Mountain Wrestling, 1994-1995 Ignore the years listed at the top of this article. For my brother and me, this story starts in 1996. Having grown tired of re-watching the same episodes of Raw we had taped in the summer of ’95 (when we briefly had cable), and with WWF Superstars having just moved to the inaccessible USA Network, it Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 33 Breaks Guinness World Record For Most Naps At A Sporting Event

12 Submitted by on Mon, 03 April 2017, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Officials with the Guinness World Records have announced that the crowd at Wrestlemania 33 set a world record for the most amount of naps had at a public sporting event. Global President of Guinness World Records Alistair Richards made the announcement before Monday Night Raw. “I hereby present the WWE with this commemorative plaque, a honey-glazed ham, Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWA Revolution – This Revolution was televised, unfortunately

30 Submitted by on Thu, 02 March 2017, 20:00
WWA, 2002 In the months following the collapse of WCW and ECW, Australian rock promoter Andrew McManus put together a new would-be major league called World Wrestling All-Stars, complete with its own pay-per-view, titled Inception. Unfortunately, by the time this bush-league effort made it to the US airwaves, it was already more than two months old. If the WWA were Continue Reading...
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Induction: MexAmerica – Their chief export was apathy

30 Submitted by on Thu, 12 January 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2015 When WWE brought José Alberto Rodríguez, the former Dos Caras Jr., into the company, their hope was to create a Mexican superstar who could draw a Latino audience even after Rey Mysterio retired. Unfortunately, the renamed Alberto Del Río did not work out as hoped, being nowhere near as popular as Rey-Rey, even during his brief run as Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: A Johnny Damon Christmas: Yankee, Go Home!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 08:45
WWE, 2009 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here and his Blog, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?” Here! Holiday episodes of wrestling have never must-see television. Knowing that most fans will be spending time with family rather than watching the boob tube, but unwilling to just show re-runs like normal TV programs, wrestling writers typically phone it in around Thanksgiving Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces Return Of “Bash At The Beach” At Martha’s Vineyard

13 Submitted by on Mon, 12 December 2016, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was written by Chris French. Thanks Chris!) Stamford, CT — WWE will be restarting an old WCW tradition, the “Bash At The Beach”, in 2017, Vince McMahon announced today. The 2017 Bash will be held on Martha’s Vineyard, at the Joseph Sylvia State Beach in Edgartown, MA, on July 2, 2017. Standing outside the Edgartown, MA, Town Hall, Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC Induction: An American Christmas Carol – Sit On It, Marley!

66 Submitted by on Fri, 09 December 2016, 08:05
  Made for TV Movie, 1979 Not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m an absolute fanatic when it comes to A Christmas Carol.  I love the book, but it’s other adaptations of it that really get my chestnuts roasting. Which sounds simultaneously lewd and painful. Anyhoo, I absolutely devour movies featuring the yuletide antics of one Ebenezer Scrooge. It’s Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Eric Young’s Christmas Party – Why Would Santa EVER Go To TNA?

31 Submitted by on Thu, 08 December 2016, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2007 Usually I like to spend the first couple hundred words laying the ground work for an induction, especially during Christmas time.  I mean, it’s my favorite time of the year and I love to wax philosophical about snow and decorations and Little Debbie North Pole Nutty Bars and all that jazz. But seriously, look at that.  This Continue Reading...
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