Hotdog Starkes

Summer is coming to a close, so you’d better fire up the grill one more time. Cook up some hamburgers, some black bean burgers, and don’t forget our new favorite wrestler, Hotdog Starkes!

That’s right, your favorite summertime meal is also your new favorite wrestler. Look at him put some mustard on those moves. Those punches have a good snap. Watch him relish the applause. His opponents will never ketchup to him.

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