Need something for lunch, but can’t decide? How about some Bernatello’s frozen pizza? If it’s good enough for AWA star Baron von Raschke, then it’s good enough for you. Look, I don’t want to get a Claw to the face, so just chew and smile until he goes away. Don’t even heat it up. Don’t ask why we’re in the Baron’s humble suburban home. Just eat it. Eat it now!
