Ain’t nothin’ better than a Terry Funk squash…and today we get to see him laying waste to a future WWF “superstar”, namely…
..the future “Pug” Alex Pourteau! You remember him right? Guy was in the WWF, given the gimmick of, get this, a WRESTLER, and then promptly vanished despite admittedly showing some talent. Here in this match he doesn’t look too thrilled, likely because he knew he was about to get himself a…
…heapin’ helpin’ of FUNK. Just look at this man and tell me you aren’t smiling. Who doesn’t love Terry Funk?
So the two lock up and Terry unloads with a mighty chop, big old elbow, and then tosses poor Alex out of the ring like a bag of garbage.
To the outside we go and Funk continues to bring the carnage, slamming the Pug’s head into the ring post and then over to the ring side barriers as well. As if that weren’t enough, he also decides to give him the biggest wedgie you ever did see as he throws his carcass back into the ring.
It ain’t long before Terry says enough’s enough, and hits a piledriver and immediately goes for the cover to get the win. Terry Funk is a WINNER.
And just because he’s a mad man, he grabs his trusty branding iron and tags him with that as well. Using the top rope for leverage for the branding? Oh heck yeah. And THIS is what a SQUASH of the WEEK should be – no 50/50, no jobber getting hope spots, NADA. Just the star showing the world he is the better man. TERRY!!!!!