It’s that time again, kids – let’s all kick back and enjoy a REPO MAN Squash of the Week!
Today he’ll be taking on one Larry Sampson. Not SAMSON, as in a strong man of Biblical proportions, but SamPson. I shouldn’t mock the poor guy – after all, you can tell he knows his craft. I mean, check out that half hearted, “I know I’m about to be counting the ceiling lights in two minutes” wave you ever did see!
And here comes our hero, the Repo Man. I’ve said it before I will say it again – as idiotic as this whole thing is, Barry Darsow threw everything he had at this, sneaking to the ring in hopes no one would notice. I suppose he would have to try his hardest as there were a million blindingly bright spot lights all over the arena!
So Repo goes to work on Sampson, kicking him in the gut and slamming his head into the turnbuckle. He then throws him over the top rope and that’s when the real fun begins!
Repo stealthily goes out the opposite side of the ring, then positions himself behind the steps to ensure that Sampson doesn’t see him coming. This allows Repo to creep on his foe and kick Larry in the breadbasket. Behold Solid Snake: Pro Wrestler!
Repo then tosses this ham and egger back in the ring and starts working his legs. Dare I hope for a Repo Four Leglock?
But this isn’t just any ol’ Repo squash, as this week we get an inset promo from the man himself. He does an offshoot of his catchphrase, telling viewers at home what’s about to be his is the WWF title! I for one would favor living in such an alternate reality!
He then wraps things up in the ring…quite literally! Not only does he apply a leglock, but then he grabs his trusty ropes and ties the dude’s feet together, pulling him near the ropes. Sadly before we find out what was going to transpire, Vince tells us we’re going to an intro vignette for Tatanka (BUFFALO!). What do you think happened next? Let me know in the comments below!