It’s the debut all the kids have been talking about…time for the SQUASH of the Week to reach out to the stars as here comes the one, the only, the KOMET KID!
He’ll be taking on the erstwhile Dwayne Gill, who is so jacked and vascular he has no choice but to give a quick posedown for all the fans in attendance. I bet a young Bill Goldberg saw him and thought, “Maybe, just maybe, one day if I work out really hard, I could look that good too!”
So the Kid comes to the ring, shooting fireworks and streamers out of his forearm gizmos. You may think that was impressive enough, but check out what happens when he gets to the ring steps – he uses his jet pack (and his legs) to propel him right up to the apron! And if you’re impressed, just check out that kid in the audience! THRILLED I TELLS YA!
Kid jumps into the ring and it’s time for an acrobatics show of spectacular proportions! A roll here! A roll there! And then an armdrag that even the legendary Gorilla Monsoon has never seen before! And if you can’t trust Gino, who can you trust?
And if that’s not enough for you, even wackier armdrags follow! He must have learned those move on the other side of Uranus!
The Kid heads outside of the ring, blocking two punches then sliding through Gill’s legs in a manner that leaves the crowd speechless. A super nice spin kick puts Gill down on the mat.
He then takes Gill over to the corner and gives him a monkey flip that sends poor Dwayne almost to the moon himself. I bet that was a SPACE MONKEY flip.
If this was 2025, I bet they’d have called it the Gleek Driver! Anyone remember Gleek? Can we all admit he absolutely sucked?
So the Kid hits another spinning kick then follows that up with the goofiest Samoan drop you ever did see for the win. I will say this – Kid actually showed some potential here. He would of course be renamed to Max Moon and get a brief run before jettisoned back into space. Which is too bad, as I bet a Komet Kid vs. 1-2-3 Kid match would have been a lot of fun!