How About a Scarlett SQUASH?

Scarlett WWE

Time for another “You thought you were getting this famous wrestler squashing someone, but no no, this is from early in their career when they were a geek and thus THEY were looking up at the lights.” In this instance, it would be Scarlett (or Scarlett Bordeaux if you’d prefer) in her WWE debut.

Scarlett WWE

Yep, here she is being interviewed outside the ring prior to her initial outing in a WWE ring. Not only that, she’s giving us the ever-dreaded “LOCAL COMPETITOR” interview!

Scarlett WWE

Not only that, but it’s like the company told her, “Ok, we know you are super hot, but we’re going to do everything we can to make you look as plain as possible…here, put on this Sasha Banks t-shirt.”

I should note that when she was in TNA, she was the SMOKESHOW and refused to be hot shamed.

Scarlett WWE

Yep, and we got this in her WWE debut.

Scarlett WWE

So the match starts and it’s exactly what you’d expect, with Nia mauling Scarlett. You’re happy to be from Chicago? Welcome to Headbutt City kid!

Scarlett WWE

When then get an avalanche (Nialanche?) in the corner, followed by another then another. Scarlett collapses to the mat, setting her up for a hip attack. I still can’t believe no one has stolen RJ City’s “WRECKTUM” as the name for that particular move.

Scarlett WWE

Nia stalks her prey before finishing things up with a Samoan drop. She even gets the three count with her hand smashing poor Scarlett’s face. Better days would be ahead for Scarlett of course, but somehow, somehow, I still think the best is yet to come.

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