If there’s one thing social media is good for, it’s to give folks the opportunity to attempt to grab clicks by posting gibberish that you know is going to offend a lot of people. Such is the case with one Val Venis, who ticked off countless folks with his comments regarding Pac following his sudden passing. So let’s all watch him get demolished, even if it is just in the confines of a scripted wrestling match.
On this night in 2004, Val appears with a lady by his side. No doubt seeing this you are immediately asking two questions: first who is the girl and second was Val Venis still a thing in 2004? I have answers to neither.
Anyhoo, she takes off Val’s towel and then tells us that since she took something of his, she’s going to give him something of hers…namely her shirt. Before she has the chance to go buck naked on national television however, we get fire and brimstone in the form of Val’s opponent for the evening: Kane.
The Big Red Machine comes in and lays utter waste to the former adult film star, beating him from pillar to post with no wasted movement. Gotta love the giant side slam which Val sells by attempting to arch his back high in the air. I think I’ve seen someone else do that as well. Oh yeah, his name was Pac, and he did it a million times better.
Still, I have to give Val credit here for the way he sells the upcoming chokeslam, namely by sticking his tongue out of his mouth like a St. Bernard with his head out of the window of an El Camino. In fact, I loved it so much I made it the featured image of this article! Yay for that I guess?