What could be more horrifying than Adam Bomb, the wrestler from Three Mile Island? What if I said Adam Bomb carrying an honest-to-goodness ol’ fashioned AXE?
Yes yes, before Bryan Clark came to the WWF as the wrestling version of Radioactive Man, he was learning his craft in WCW as the Nighstalker. With no less than Ox Baker as his manager!!
Tell me THIS isn’t a man to fear! Or honestly, at the very least admire due to his impeccable facial hair gooming!
Nightstalker’s victim this evening would be young Gary Jackson, who may or may not be part of the Jackson Five. Let’s see, I remember there was Tito, Michael, Jermaine…yeah, GARY sounds like he’d be onboard as well.
Before the match starts, we get some good ol’ fashioned AXE TWIRLING. Not sure if I should be terrified or asking if he’s getting ready to take his daughter to her baton lessons.
The match starts and judging from the incredible size mismatch, I don’t think it’s gonna last long. And it’s honestly glorious, with the giant man pummeling his hapless smaller foe into bits. THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is what a SQUASH match should be!
Stalker whips Jackson into the ropes and hits him with a freaking gorgeous power slam. While that could have easily been the finish, Stalker instead shrugs his shoulders and hits an elbow drop to get the victory. This would of course be a tune up match for Stalker as he was headed into a showdown with Sid Vicious, a match so horrible Dave Meltzer compared it to two blind men attempting to wrestle. Inducted? Absolutely!