Abdullah the Butcher vs. Hogan? I’m pretty sure those two never actually had a match, let along a SQUASH one. But here we are so let’s see what’s happening today.
So Abby grabs his stick and starts hitting the Hogan right atop of his chrome dome. Nice to see those old powder blue tights on Hogan, those were a rarity once he hit it big. We go outside the ring and Abby smashes…wait a minute. That ain’t Hulk Hogan!
It’s our old friend RANDY Hogan! You’ll have to forgive me, the match with Abby had no chyron for the poor guy. So if you don’t remember him, he was a jobber in the old NWA who looked kinda sorta like the Hulkster and the company loved to have their big stars smash him into pieces, much like the Butcher is doing here today.
Abdullah continues his violence by ramming Hogan’s skull into the outside ringpost before Al Perez tosses him back inside. The Butcher then uses Randy’s stomach as a Wii Fitness board as fans drink sodas and look on slack jawed in the crowd.
The mutilation continues as a shoulder block fells our poor Mr. Hogan, and Abby continues on by stepping on his Adam’s apple. This wonton violence absolutely infuriates a man at ringside who may or may not be cross playing Mike Ditka.
Now Abdullah goes for the eyeball as Randy is helpless or stop the onslaught. You’d think that hottie with the Farrah Fawcett hairdo would be aghast at such brutality, but she kinda seems to be…enjoying it? My kinda girl!
Abdullah drops Hogan to the mat, then backs into the corner to gain momentum as he goes airborne for a 400 pound elbow. And while that could have easily garnered a three count, Abby decides to pull him up to continue the mayhem.
We get another elbow, and this time Abby lays on Hogan like he’s a Serta Posturepedic which is enough to head to the pay window. But not before Perez stands on top of Abby for more fun, which may be the most charisma this man ever showed in his entire career. ABBY!!!!!