Umaga Superstar Gear

On a budget? Forget that Halloween is tomorrow? Need something to put your child in that will no doubt bring scorn and shaking heads to neighbors and passer-by’s?

THIS IS THE COSTUME FOR YOU!

Seriously, I’ve seen these things on clearance at the local Toys R Us for the past 8 months or so. I don’t think they’ve sold a single one. I would say that I’m not shocked, but look at that kid on the box.

Have you ever seen a happier child in all your life?

Mrs. Deal, we’re heading to Toys R Us!

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