Boogeyman Mask

Fellow Crapper Barton Von Belmont forwarded this text from WWE Shopzone: “‘Lock your door, look for suspicious shadows and hope you do not hear the “tick-tock” of the clock. If you do, be very afraid because you’re about to face your deepest fear … The Boogeyman is coming to getcha! Strike fear into any soul with this new Boogeyman Mask! Worms not included. This mask is a full head halloween type mask. This mask is made of a soft safety plastic simliar to latex. .’ Does not come with worms as illustrated!”

RD: I didn’t think I could possibly be any sadder when I heard the news of Boogeyman’s canning, but now I am.

Goodbye, Marty. You truly were a Boogey amongst Men.

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