Jimmy Hart Energy Drink

Fellow Crappers Tony D and Eric V write: “This is a Mouth of the South “high energy drink”, complete with Jimmy Hart pics and bio. The phrase “wrestling all stars” is repeated around the can, so there may be other brands too. No mention of what flavor the drink is supposed to be, but at least we know it contains taurine.”

RD: I think I seriously need to consider getting some of that stuff. In my somewhat drowsy state, I swear to the Good Lord Above that your last line was:

“No mention of what flavor the drink is supposed to be, but at least we know it contains urine.”

And, no joke, I seriously sat there for a few minutes trying to figure out who the hell thought a drink with human liquid waste was a good idea.

I think it’s time for me to go to bed.

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