Hulk Hogan Mask

Hulk Hogan Halloween mask

Hulk Hogan mask

Do you still need a costume for Halloween? Then gaze upon the true face of terror, a Hulkamania-era Hulk Hogan.

There’s something super unsettling about this mask. The pinkish hue of the usually super tanned skin? The grimacing face that screams “I’ve only been eating bread and pasta this week”? The off-center eye holes? It’s somehow worse than this Hulk Hogan mask.

To paraphrase Quint:

“You know the thing about Hulk…he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white and then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming.”

One you put this mask on, it takes over your face like in The Twilight Zone or Goosebumps. Happy Halloween, Jack!

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