From loyal Crapper Thomas E. Buffington J.r: “While browsing eBay for PPV chairs I found this auction. Now if the thought of Bill Goldberg having his arms wrapped around your kid while they’re sitting on his lap than I don’t know what is. Gee an HR left to go and no one is bidding on this not even for a penny.”
RD: I know there’s a joke to be made about Goldberg’s Spear, but I think I’ll pass.