That right there is the crown jewel of Wrestlecrap memorabilia: The Gobbledy Gooker’s autograph. Better than Katie Vick’s cheerleader outfit. More meaningful than that bike Repo Man stole. Fancier than one of Matilda’s dog treats.
Just look at that fine feathered penmanship. I can practically hear “Break An Egg” now. And how nice of Gobbledy to let his friend Hector Guerrero sign it too. What a turkey!