Usually I put a real zinger here to start a Someone Bought This, but in this instance, I am at a complete loss for words so I will just present this as a screenshot:
Yes kids, someone is asking ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS for a Dino Bravo/Jim Powers autograph. But hey, it says “make offer” so perhaps you could get it for some of your belly button lint. Nah, that’s far too valuable. The lint, that is.