Christian “War Booty” Trading Card

I found this signed Christian trading card on and I literally spent 30 seconds trying to figure out when and why Christian got the strange nickname “War Booty”.

That sounds like the perfect name for a flamboyantly gay army guy gimmick- think G.I Bro crossed with Kwee-Wee!

But no, “War Booty” is apparently just the name of the line of autographed cards in this set.

 I like my idea a lot better.! I bet that URL’s not taken…

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