I found this signed Christian trading card on ShopGoodwill.com and I literally spent 30 seconds trying to figure out when and why Christian got the strange nickname “War Booty”.
That sounds like the perfect name for a flamboyantly gay army guy gimmick- think G.I Bro crossed with Kwee-Wee!
But no, “War Booty” is apparently just the name of the line of autographed cards in this set.
I like my idea a lot better.
WarBootyChristian.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…