From the “this can’t possibly be real but I now won’t allow myself to believe it’s not” file comes this trinket sent my way by fellow Crapper Adam K. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Bushwhackers Soap on a Rope!

My apologies, SUPLEX Soap on a Rope! At first glance, you’re like no way this is legit but a deeper dive sure seems to suggest it is.

All the trademark and legal crap on the back sure looks like it checks out. Have to believe that not even the hardest of hardcore fakebots out there would go to such an extent for something quite this obscure.

Totally absurd and kinda obscene, by golly this truly is a great gift for “the wrestling collector who has it all!”