Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 Mohawk hat (for women!)

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WrestleMania 29 Mohawk hat

Believe it or not, I found this WrestleMania 29 Mohawk Hat in the Women’s section of the WWE Shop website.

I just can’t believe the WWE expects this thing to appeal to women (or anyone with a pulse, for that matter).

I don’t know what’s worse- the bright blue mohawk itself, or the goofy dangly ball things that end up going to your shoulders (or do you tie them under your chin?).

This is the kind of hat that makes a real statement.

That statement being “I’m a wrestling fan who’s not afraid to look like a complete moron in public!”.

Sorry, but Mohawks and WrestleMania should only go together when you’re talking about this man:

Mr. T

“I pity the fool who buys this goofy hat!”.

You tell ’em, Mr. T.

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6 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 Mohawk hat (for women!)"
  1. John says:

    Could it be for the special someone really into The Blue Meanie (not Jasmin St. Claire anymore) or a real Sonic the Hedgehog fan?

  2. Raven7309 says:

    And yet, Mr. T isn’t in the Hall of Fame. What a “miscarriage of justice.” (Gorilla Monsoon)

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Yeah, I’m really surprised he isn’t in yet.

      • AlexAlexaAndruanAdru says:

        i Agree as he was legitimately in the main event in the 1st Wrestlemania, not to mention he did some stuff in WCW i.e. the Hogan-Flair Cage match.

  3. Mister Forth says:

    Saying only 1 man can rock that hairstyle at WrestleMania is a sure fire way to get fists taped.

  4. Mike Foxtrot says:

    I look at this thing and all I can think is “A [woman] walks down the street in that hat, people know [she’s] not afraid of anything.” Mighty cunning.

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