Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter “Dixieland” t-shirt

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Dixie Carter Dixieland t-shirt

You too can own this Dixie Carter “Dixieland” shirt (or “Dixie Land” if you’re going by the actual shirt logo design) for just $24.99.

TNA Dixieland Dixie Carter shirt large picture

They really should have put “Oh I Wish I Was In Dixie. Hooray! Hooray!” on the back of it.

That would’ve been a License To Print Money(™) for sure!

The same people who’d buy this probably also bought the Dixie Carter figure.

Hey, instead of buying this stupid Dixie Carter t-shirt, why not buy yourself access to The WrestleCrap Archives instead?

It’s cheaper, funnier, and best of all unlike this shirt, The WrestleCrap Archives won’t shrink in the laundry!

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26 Responses to "Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter “Dixieland” t-shirt"
  1. Raven7309 says:

    Only a two star rating?? For shame. 🙁

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      You’ll be pleased to know that it’s since bumped up to two and a HALF stars since I took that screenshot. 🙂

  2. Rob says:

    I’ll buy this for my friend who married a girl named Dixie.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Go for it! Okay, that’s the one and only good reason I can think of for anyone to buy it. 🙂

  3. Dan Sheldon says:

    I still like the Wrestlecrap idea of “I’m a Dixie Carter guy” shirts better LOL!!

  4. simongr81 says:

    Dixie land shirt with American not Confederate battle flag colors? What’s the wrestling world coming too?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I’m kind of shocked they didn’t put something stupid like the Confederate flag on it.

    • JyriErik says:

      It IS the (first) Confederate flag. The original Confederate flag was a circle of stars in a blue field in the upper left corner with red-white-red bars. It was changed because in battle it was too similar to the U.S. flag. They just added another white-red sequence to it.

      • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

        Ah! Okay. I didn’t know that. Thanks for the information! Who says WrestleCrap isn’t educational from time to time? 🙂

  5. John says:

    I’ll be waiting for the official Sack of Flour t-shirt. Possible taglines, I get baked more than Jeff Hardy or how about, I spread just as easy as Dixie.

  6. THE Jeffry Mason says:

    Is TNA opening a new theme park? If they are then one of the attractions can be the Impact tapings, with free admission to anyone in the park. Sounds like a great idea, no way THAT can fail

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  8. Kenneth Wise says:

    It seems someone got the message I put on TNA’s facebook feed.

  9. BaltoJim says:

    Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixieland!

  10. Raging_Demons says:

    I see this a a big seller. Oh yeah I do its just at the 99 cent stores.

  11. Andy Q says:

    I don’t understand why this is in “Someone Bought This.” Just because it is for sale doesn’t mean anyone actually bought it. lol

  12. Geoff says:

    But you’re thinking about it now aren’t you?

  13. Sean Bateman says:

    unlike WC inductee “The Rebel” Dick Slater, that shirt won’t let you whistle Dixie on Land.

  14. Drew B says:

    Kraft, you know as well as I do nobody bought this

  15. MistaMaddog says:

    Still waiting for the Dixie Train shirt…

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