Someone Bought This: The Big Boss Man fights The Mountie- but not in the ring…

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WWF Battlemania comic The Big Boss Man The Mountie

It’s a WWF Battlemania comic book featuring The Big Boss Man and The Mountie having a knock-down, drag-out fight to the death!

And for some reason they’re having it on The Forrest Moon Of Endor!

Wicket on Endor Star Wars Return Of The Jedi

The Big Boss Man vs. Wicket in a Jail House match totally should have headlined Summer Slam ’91.! I bet that URL… might be taken by a Star Wars fanboy.

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3 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Big Boss Man fights The Mountie- but not in the ring…"
  1. John C says:

    It’s like the weird Japanese island death matches you’d read about on old tape trader lists, but different.

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    So instead of jumping off the turnbuckle, Mountie jumps off a tree stump. Makes sense!

    Maybe they used vines for ring ropes.

  3. Mr Madness says:

    I bought the first issue of this magazine! Kerry Von Erich fought Mr Perfect in a locker room, and Ted DiBiase’s mansion was depicted on an ersatz A Current Affair.

    I thought it was interesting in concept, as they could’ve used the comic format to depict real matches. Instead it was this weird out-of-character fanfiction, which only served to cause twelve-year-old me to realize what kayfabe was, even if I didn’t know the term for it.

    The last straw was Sid Justice being depicted as a babyface a solid six weeks after his heel turn.

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