Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this prototype WCW Kevin Nash Head Light lamp on eBay and boy is it terrifying!
I mean whose bright idea was this?
Get it? “Bright”… ’cause it’s a lamp, and…
Anyway, you can buy it now for just $349.99, Crappers!
Looks more like nWo-era Bryan Adams.
Maybe Nash meant to squash Brian Adams’ career for looking too much like him but got him and Bryan Clark confused.
Or you can tear off the label and say it’s an Undertaker lamp. Someone might take a shine to that idea instead.
::rimshot::
I could be wrong but the nose looks more like HHH’s nose than it does Nash’s.
Perhaps Blade would like it. It has at least three holes, after all.