Someone Bought This: Ladies- ever wanted to be a sexy Hulk Hogan for Halloween?

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Hulk Hogan Sexy Women's Costume


Crapperette Rose Harmon found this sexy (?) Hulk Hogan costume and writes:

I found this costume online. I just wanna know why…

I… I don’t know.


You don’t know either, Man?

Why must every woman’s Halloween costume be “sexy”?


Okay, that’s enough out of you Mr. Mountain Rock- you are not helping!

Even things that should not be sexy to begin with- like Hulk Hogan!


If you’ll excuse me, I need to go scrub my brain out with bleach.

But thank you for the submission, Rose.

Even if you may have just ruined my Halloween…

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39 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Ladies- ever wanted to be a sexy Hulk Hogan for Halloween?"
  1. Given his ego, I’m surprised he didn’t have his partner in the “unauthorized” sex tape wear it. Is the matching panty for $7.95 the same one he wore in the “Wrecking Ball” parody?

  2. John says:

    “Yes Mr. Leslie we can ship it special delivery. You said the address was The Barber Shop?”

  3. THE Jeffry Mason says:

    I hear next year the “sexy” ric flair costume will be available. Eww

  4. 80's Guy says:

    How pathetic. You could piece that pile of $h!t together for a third of the price easily.

    What a waste of money.

    I hate Hulk Hogan.

  5. daniel says:

    Bubba the Love Sponge “Hey baby look at this sexy number I bought you…rawr!”

    Bubba’s Wife “Oh my let me slip this on while you get your 4 inch python ready”

    Voodoo Chili plays softly in the background…..

  6. Raven7309 says:

    I have to ask, does Terry Bollea get a cut of the sales?
    Maybe if Brooke Hogan wore this on stage, her singing career might have been more successful.

  7. Walt says:

    Costume? I thought it was Brooke!

  8. Anonymous says:

    That is one of the most unintentionally disturbing costumes ever.

  9. Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' says:

    Somebody keep Dave Schulz indoors tomorrow.

  10. John C says:

    Now what about that sexy Man Mountain Rock costume?

  11. Drew says:

    You sure that isn’t Jimmy Valiant in drag?

  12. The Scanian Maniac says:

    Isn’t this costume very much from a LGBT perspective (which tend to advocate an androgynous or sexless society)?

  13. Doc 902714 says:


  14. Jinx says:

    “Limited Edition”? Man… that thing can not be limited enough…

  15. theslimjames says:

    I actually saw someone wearing this costume out on Halloween this year, a female, no less, sans mustache. It was…weird. Then again, I was dressed as Wayne and my fiancee was Garth (I’m a man and she’s a woman, to clarify), so…weird boners all around.

  16. J says:

    I hope next year they make a sexy Big Boss man costume

  17. Shockwave says:

    “I never you had those tendencies! BE A MAN HULK!” 😀

  18. Mister Forth says:

    Nowadays, we can call almost all the marketed female costumes prostitute/porn star, and it would be the truth.

  19. Sean Bateman says:

    Imagine RD giving that to the missus as a gift and yadda yadda yadda RD screws Hogan at the end

  20. Geoff says:

    Right now at the Obscure Halloween Store (located conviently next to Party City): Ladies, have you ever wanted to be like your favorite obscure WWE/F superstar. Right now we are giving 50% off of sexy Bastian Booger, sexy Aldo Montoya (complete with jock strap headgear), Damien Demento and Dr. Isaak Yankem (with stephoscope add on, no that’s not a misprint either) costumes and for the guys, you could dress us as Lita (Rated R superstar manager Lita), Trish Stratus, Bull Nakano, Awesome Kong, and ODB. For the kids there is Hornswoggle.

  21. John C says:

    “On sale now at The WWE Shopzone , Sexy Baron Mikel Scicluna costume 50% off when you enter 70’s Rules in the promo code. Also Sexy Ole Anderson attire with 50% off when you enter !?$& into the promo code.”

  22. Geoff says:

    Man: At 50% off, that is such a deal and honey you look great in the Sexy Ole Anderson costume. Rawr! (pause) What do you think? Trish Stratus? Awesome Kong or ODB.

    (kid running through in Hornswoggle outfit) DX (crotch chop) DX (crotch chop) DX (Crotch chop) (runs off again)

    Man: Oh look little Susy has on her outfit. What do you think honey?

    Woman: I’d go with Rated R Superstar LIta outfit myself.

    Man: Cool. Hey! Where do you keep the promo codes.

    Woman: In the cabinet next to the condoms.

    Man: Why there?

    Woman: C section….

  23. Name says:

    -Enters Bedroom
    -“Say your prayers, brother.”
    -Tears Shirt
    -50% Horror, 50% Erection

  24. Sawney says:

    The ‘stache is what makes the whole thing particularly unsettling. With those glasses, it’s like looking into the lifeless eyes of a whiskered, flamboyantly colored alien.

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