Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap

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WWF Hulk Hogan Painter's Cap

Hey kids!

Want to look like a total idiot?

Then get your hands on this Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap!

(I want to note that my auto-correct wanted to change “Hulkster” to “Huckster”. Hmm…).

I seriously can’t think of any situation where anyone of any age at any point in time in any situation would look cool wearing this painter’s cap.

Not even if you were an 8 year old Hulkamaniac.

This wasn’t cool in the 80’s.

It wasn’t cool in the 90’s.

It’s just not cool, ever.

But even if you’re a real professional painter, a white painter’s cap is a whole lot less embarrassing to perch upon your noggin than this thing!

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4 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap"
  1. John C says:

    How was there not a Hulkster painter’s smock to complete the ensemble?

  2. Sgt. Tubs says:

    When and where were these available? The entries use US spellings like color and favorite, but the prices indicated are all in pounds sterling. Was there a misprint somewhere, or could the phone number at the end be Irish, perhaps??

  3. AK says:

    ….I had that cap.
    I also had one of the Ultimate Warrior and I STILL have one of the Legion of Doom. Don’t remember where I got them but I know it wasn’t through the WWF Magazine.

  4. d says:

    Why does 80’s merch look like carnival prizes ?

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