Someone Bought This: Christian is called WHAT?!

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WWF Christian War Bootoy trading card

I found this signed Christian trading card on and I literally spent 30 seconds trying to figure out when and why Christian got the strange nickname “War Booty”.

That sounds like the perfect name for a flamboyantly gay army guy gimmick- think G.I Bro crossed with Kwee-Wee!

But no, “War Booty” is apparently just the name of the line of autographed cards in this set.

 I like my idea a lot better.! I bet that URL’s not taken…

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3 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Christian is called WHAT?!"
  1. John C says:

    But Christian (a.k.a. Battle Ass) is holding a Smackdown Mic in his hand and it says Raw is War on the headline. However did that probably got sent to the bottom of the line right behind whoever came up with the stupid product name. If only Vince had better hindsight.

  2. Thomas says:

    Am I the only one for whom it took thirty seconds to realize what “War Booty” even means?

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