Someone Bought This: A nice Santa Bill Goldberg ornament. Wait- something is horribly wrong!

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Crapper Andrew Sarkis writes:

While looking through the WCW worldwide tumblr, I stumbled upon this obscure piece of Goldberg merchandise.

I know R.D featured this on the old site years ago, but this stupid naked Santa Bill Goldberg Christmas ornament is one of my all-time favorite pieces of weird wrestling merchandise and one of the best “worst” things ever featured in the 16+ year history of this website!

As you can tell, someone at the WCW Ornament Factory (I’d like to think such a magical place exists) forgot to paint the area where Bill’s trunks are supposed to be…. making it look like he’s naked.


And they apparently did it on all of them not just one or two of the things!

So yes, now Goldberg is not only dressed as Santa, he’s Goldberg dressed as Santa who happens to be naked with a huge (ahem) sack.

They get bonus points for giving him an expression of sheer exhaustion that says “Look kid, I’m pulling 16 hour days here, just take your gift and leave me alone so I can go find my pants”.

Also, for some reason Santa Goldberg has a blue version of the Mr. Floppy bunny rabbit from Unhappily Ever After in his sack.


Maybe it’s a gift for Evad Sullivan? I bet that URL is… probably taken by someone with a very specific fetish. Don’t check to see if it’s valid, kids!!!

If you want to see more classic WCW stuff, check out The WCW Worldwide Blog.

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11 Responses to "Someone Bought This: A nice Santa Bill Goldberg ornament. Wait- something is horribly wrong!"
  1. John C says:

    I just hope the ornament is well hung from the tree with care.

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    I hope isn’t taken!

  3. 80's Guy says:

    I’m surprised there wasn’t mention of his right hand being awkwardly positioned behind the sack, in a most inopportune placement, as well.

    Unless he’s actually prefers getting his jollies that way……

    Now that I think about it, it looks more like Goldberg in a Christmas themed adult webcam feed.

    “Ho ho ho, check out my candy cane….. who’s next??

  4. Doc 902714 says:

    This is what Goldberg had in mind for Santa’s Slay 2 [XXX Version]

  5. Jimbolian says:

    Throughout all the years professional wrestling and Santa Claus have existed, neither of them seem to work well together.

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