Goldberg demolishes a 14 foot tall giant like a total geek!

Behold our Squash of the Week!

With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Booker T vs. Edge – Samurai Shampoo

36 Submitted by on Thu, 10 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2002 I blame this one on the failed Invasion story line. Just one Wrestlemania prior, Booker T was the WCW World and US Champion and poised to play a major role in the Invasion storyline for years to come. Instead, WCW was dead and buried by that year’s Thanksgiving (the October federal holiday that commemorates the discovery of America). Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Sweatpants Now WWE’s Best-Selling Item

17 Submitted by on Mon, 07 March 2016, 08:00
  Youngstown, OH – In what was originally supposed to be a knock on his weight, the Official Kevin Owens sweatpants have become WWE’s best-selling merchandise item of all time. The sweatpants were designed by WWE television producer Kevin Dunn as a not-so-veiled shot as Owens’s body. While it is widely known that Vince McMahon prefers his wrestlers as very Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Stephanie vs. Vince I-Quit Match – And Folks Thought Trish Barking Was Bad???

61 Submitted by on Thu, 03 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2003 As long as I live, I will never understand why, during Linda McMahon’s attempted political runs, the media and those opposing her repeatedly aired those tired old “Vince makes Trish Stratus bark like a dog” clips.  Aside from being baffled as how, precisely, a skit from the world of pro wrestling had anything at all to do with real life, I Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The WWF Superstars Theme…on Ukulele!!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 29 February 2016, 22:26
This is priceless!! RT @22581977: Theme song from “Superstars of Wrestling”, on uke. This is priceless!! RT @22581977: Theme song from “Superstars of Wrestling”, on uke. @WrestleCrapRD @BladeBraxton pic.twitter.com/fW6fR9Qz4q — Blade Braxton (@BladeBraxton) February 29, 2016...
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Headlies: Shane McMahon To Lead Team TNA At Wrestlemania

16 Submitted by on Mon, 29 February 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the wrestling community, the newly-returned Shane McMahon revealed on Monday Night Raw that he will be leading Team TNA at Wrestlemania. The surprising announcement came in TNA’s own home town of Nashville, Tennessee. This marked the first time that the rival wrestling company has ever been mentioned on a Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Piper-Bagwell Boxing Match – Buff is the (fi)st(ic)uff(s)

31 Submitted by on Thu, 25 February 2016, 20:00
WCW, 1999 In the world of wrestling, worked boxing matches always suck. They sucked when Roddy Piper fought Mr. T… …and they sucked when Scotty Flamingo fought Johnny B Badd. You know what else in wrestling always sucks? Shoot boxing matches with wrestling thrown into the mix. They sucked when Muhammad Ali fought Antonio Inoki… …and they sucked when 16 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Refuses To Put A Shirt On

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2016, 08:00
New York, NY – Going against several warnings from various members of the medical community, WWE Superstar Chris Jericho continues to not wear a shirt in public. Over the past few weeks, Jericho has been appearing on RAW and Smackdown in his trademark jacket, but without a shirt on underneath it. “I warned him about the dangerous of prolonged skin Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap…Now On Instacrap…uh, Instagram!!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:25
Hey hey, fellow Crappers. Looking for a way to add a little crap to your daily social networking experience? Be sure to follow the all new, all official Instagram page for WrestleCrap!!! Right here at http://www.instagram.com/wrestlecrap A great way to stink up the usual barrage of selfies and memes out there in social media!! And if you desire even more Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

39 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Love the NWO spray painted WCW World Title? This is the SBT for you!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 02:00
WWE has released a replica of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship belt with fake NWO spray paint on on it! Hulk Hogan spray painted the WCW World Championship belt with the NWO logo when he won it. And it will only set you back $400 bones! Or you could just buy a cheaper replica of the WCW belt, spend a few Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Rusev-Lana-Dolph-Summer Love Trapezoid – The 2015 Gooker Award Winner

61 Submitted by on Thu, 11 February 2016, 20:00
Probably the best thing to come out of the renewed tensions between Russia and the United States* has been the duo of Lana and Rusev. *I can’t think of a second-best thing For a whole year, Rusev and Lana were WWE’s Boris and Natasha, with Rusev as an undefeated, undefeatable, self-styled Hero of the Russian Federation… …and Lana as a Continue Reading...
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Headles: Georgia-Native AJ Styles Given “Evil Foreigner” Gimmick

18 Submitted by on Mon, 08 February 2016, 08:00
Seattle, WA – After much deliberation, WWE officials have decided to go a different route with newcomer AJ Styles’s character. The issue was discussed in a closed-door meeting with Vince McMahon. “This AJ Styles kid is really something,” said McMahon of the 38-year-old, “But who is he?” “Well, Vince, he’s wrestled all over the world with successful stints in both Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior’s tape promo

14 Submitted by on Fri, 05 February 2016, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Is it safe to say that Shawn Michaels does not look thrilled that The Ultimate Warrior is trying to wrap tape around his head, neck n’ body? And that Marty Jannetty is trying desperately to be noticed? This promo is confusing, odd, uncomfortable and might also be crap. Wrestlecrap. You have no idea how much seeing Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The WWE Divas Revolution – 2015 Gooker Award First Runner-Up

81 Submitted by on Thu, 04 February 2016, 20:00
2015, WWE “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. Amazingly enough, this is how the induction you are reading today got its start, with thousands of fans screaming their heads off, thrilled to be witness to what could have been, should have been, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Heel Big Show vs. Face Big Show Set For Wrestlemania

32 Submitted by on Mon, 01 February 2016, 08:00
Birmingham, AL – WWE leadership has announced that the very first match announced will be a feud that has been brewing for over a decade. “This is going to be the biggest Wrestlemania ever,” boasted Vince McMahon to a throng of reporters.  “AT&T Stadium. Arlington, Texas. You know what they say about Texas, don’t you? They say ‘We’re 39th in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eric Rowan’s Beard A Surprise Entrant In The Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 25 January 2016, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Out of all the surprise entrants in last night’s Royal Rumble match, none were more surprising than Eric Rowan’s beard. The now-sentient beard entered the Rumble to a mixture of stunned silence and muted horror, quietly swishing back and forth down the aisle. The confused look on wrestlers’ faces showed that the beard’s appearance was not common knowledge Continue Reading...
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And the “Winner” Is…2015 Gooker Announced!

161 Submitted by on Sun, 24 January 2016, 08:00
Gooker voting is complete for 2015!!  And it was exceedingly close.  A look at the percentages showed a tie, but looking at the actual votes does in fact give us a winner…by 17 votes! WOW! As it was so close, we will be inducting both the Divas Revolution (as first runner up) and the Rusev-Lana-Dolph-Summer Love Trapazoid (as the official Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Yodelin’ Antonio Cesaro – Yodelayheehoo!!!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 21 January 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2013 Just as the Gooker Award voting wraps up (you have until Friday night!), we are treated as well to the annual Wrestling Observer Awards.  And hey, who would have thunk it? Cesaro, most underrated.  Third time this has happened in a row.  Dave Meltzer, thoughts? “Cesaro, 35, joins Shelton Benjamin as the only person to win this three Continue Reading...
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In Memory Of Iron Mike Sharpe (1951 – 2016)

20 Submitted by on Tue, 19 January 2016, 02:47
WrestleCrap was saddened Monday by the news that “Canada’s greatest athlete,” Iron Mike Sharpe, had passed away. When I started our Jobber Of The Week column here at WrestleCrap over twelve years ago, I don’t think anyone was more requested to be profiled than the man with the loaded forearm pad, Iron Mike. Any wrestling fan who grew up in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: James Storm Now Allowed To Grab Whatever He Wants Out Of The TNA Merch Closet

12 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – James Storm’s return to TNA shocked the internet as many believed that his appearances at NXT events would lead to a full-time contract. Details have begun to emerge from Storm’s new contract with TNA including the surprising clause that was the difference maker in his decision. “It all comes down to numbers and being able to feed Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 258 with Bill Apter!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 14 January 2016, 22:52
It’s the first WrestleCrap Radio of 2016, and the boys are joined by the legendary Bill Apter!  Pro Wrestling Magazine talk aplenty plus the inside scoop on Bill’s new book, Is Wrestling Fixed? I Didn’t Know It Was Broken! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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