Winnipeg, Canada – AEW star Will Ospreay will return on next week’s Dynamite with a posse of The Dark Order’s creepers to back him up against the Death Riders.
On last week’s show, Ospreay was left beaten by Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta, Pac, Marina Shafir, and Daniel Garcia. The vicious attack
Following the beatdown, Will Ospreay teased bringing some friends to help even the odds. While many expected former partners like Robbie Eagles or Paul Robinson to make their AEW debuts, visa issues kept them from arriving in time.
After a quick poll of the locker room, the former champion addressed the Death Riders with a new crew behind him: The Dark Order’s Creepers.
“Hey, Bruv. I’ve got my backup with me now. Me and these Creepers are going to stomp you, you bogans,” declared Ospreay as he was flanked by the masked henchmen.
The Creepers bounced around Ospreay, undulating and awkwardly gesticulating. Some danced. Others through awkward punches. A few grew winded from all the moving, wheezing loudly through their masks. The rest of the group wandered off and accidentally locked themselves in a broom closet.
Will Ospreay hung his head, embarrassed by the stable of nameless goons.
“I miss the Don Callis family,” he sighed.