Headlies: Wendy Choo Excited For (Yawn) Wrestlemania

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 March 2022, 08:00

Queens, NY – NXT 2.0 favorite Wendy Choo is incredibly excited for Wrestlemania and has begun planning her watch party. Sporting a stupendous onesie and hugging a Roman Reigns body pillow, Choo expressed her overwhelming anticipation for the event.

“Oh my gosh, you guys. I am so ready for Wrestlemania this weekend,” said Choo sleepily. “ My bunny slippers are already on. I’ve got my weighted blanket and extra fuzzy beanbag chair ready. All my friends and stuffed animals will be there. It’s going to be such a blast.”

The Queen Of Comfy has begun preparing for the Showcase Of The Immortals.

“Turkey is roasting in the oven. Sleepytime tea is brewing. A bowlful of melatonin gummies is out for snacking. I even downloaded lullaby-style covers of my favorite WWE theme songs. The Choo Crew is going ready for Snugglemania this weekend.”

Choo went through the two-day lineup with all the excitement of a person waking up from a coma.

“Wow, Charlotte versus Rhonda Rousey,” said a drowsy Choo. “That’s, like, so cool, you guys. Miz and Logan Paul taking on the Mysterios? Pffft. Drew McIntyre is taking on Happy Corbin. More like I’m-going-to-take-a-nap-py-Corbin. RK-Bro against the Street Profitzzzzzzzzz,” snored Choo, drifting off to a peaceful slumber.

WWE officials hopes Choo wakes up in time for the show, but will try to keep quiet so as not to disturb her.

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2 Responses to "Headlies: Wendy Choo Excited For (Yawn) Wrestlemania"
  1. Thomas Moffatt says:

    She was sound asleep before she got to Austin Theory vs Twat McAfee… and didn’t have to listen to Corey Graves squawk his head off during the women’s tag title match…

  2. SD says:

    Wonder if she shared her pillow and blanket with her recent NXT tag partner. We all know Miss Kai likes the ladies.

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