Headlies: Bray Wyatt Drafted To Raw, The Fiend Drafted To Smackdown

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Orlando, FL – In a shocking WWE Draft moment, Bray Wyatt has been drafted to Monday Night Raw while his alter ego The Fiend will be going to Smackdown.

The stunning split is just the latest in a series of breakups that also included The New Day and Heavy Machinery. While many pointed out that Wyatt is, in fact, the Fiend, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was hearing none of it.

“Anyone could be The Fiend,” said a dismissive McMahon. “Just like anyone could be Batman. Just because I’ve never seen Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same place at the same time, doesn’t automatically make Bruce Wayne Batman.”

“Does that mean I can be Batman?” asked WWE Executive Producer Kevin Dunn.

“No, of course not!” laughed McMahon. “You’re not even Crazy Quilt.”

Reactions to the draft have been mixed, but both Wyatt and The Fiend have expressed excitement at the new opportunities that await them.  

“Jeepers golly!” exclaimed Bray Wyatt. “I can’t wait to bring all my Firefly Fun House friends to Monday Night Raw. We’re so excited to fill up that entire third hour of Raw with our shenanigans.

“Scary noises!” gurgled The Fiend following the news.

Earlier this morning, WWE held a supplemental draft sending The Fiend’s giant mallet to 205 Live.

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3 Responses to "Headlies: Bray Wyatt Drafted To Raw, The Fiend Drafted To Smackdown"
  1. Jerry says:

    I was actually half expecting this split (and certainly more than the one of the New Day). Could have given opportunities for some interesting further character developments. At least until they end up on opposing teams during Survivor Series…

  2. GeneMean says:

    This showed up in my Google recommendations and it didn’t even register that this was a fake story. I just assumed that this is something WWE would actually do at this point.

  3. Thomas Moffatt says:

    What I noticed from the WWE draft is that it was possible to fast forward through the draft announcements and find out who was going where and not have to listen to Nipple H droning on. Don’t tell WWE but I found out what little purpose Nips had…

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