Atlanta, GA – NXT commentator Booker T has been camped out at the State Farm Arena all week in preparation for this weekend’s premium live event, Evolution.
Despite the special event not taking place for several days, the former five-time champion set up a tent and provisions in the arena so he does not miss a single second of the action.
“I’m good right here,” said Booker T as he rolled out a sleeping bag. “I’ve got snacks, I’ve got drinks. I even grabbed one of those giant bags of popcorn that the keep in the back of concessions stands. Awwwww, here we go!”
The former King Booker’s exuberance while calling women’s matches in NXT is well-known, so arena officials were prepared.
“We have cordoned off Booker’s tent to avoid any accidents,” explained arena manager Daymond Greir. “The rock band Ghost is playing the night before Evolution, so we’re going to dress up the area to make it look like part of the set. I think people will like it.”
“Shucky duck quack quack,” said a Booker T, before kissing his life-size cutout of Stephanie Vaquer goodnight.