Cedar Rapids, IA – Phil Samuelsson, a 56 year old Systems Analyst for QuantComm International, could not believe that WWE Superstar Zack Ryder is not receiving a push. The middle-age father of three expressed his feelings of disappointment and annoyance over the fact that, despite Ryder’s internet popularity, he is rarely on television and not in line for the WWE Continue Reading...
About: Jordan Mishkin
From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.
Recent Posts by Jordan Mishkin
Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00 Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
Headlies: Jeff Hardy Caught With 100 lbs of ICOPRO
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 January 2013, 09:00Charlotte, North Carolina – Current TNA champion Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday after being caught with 100 lbs of ICOPRO in the trunk of his car. Integrated Conditioning Program, or ICOPRO as it’s known on the streets, is a bodybuilding supplement popular amongst the World Bodybuilding Federation in the early 1990’s. “We noticed that the suspect was traveling at a Continue Reading...
Headlies: The Rock Denies Partnership With The American Sugar Council
11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 16 January 2013, 09:00 Houston, Texas – After another heated battle of words with his Royal Rumble opponent CM Punk, The Rock has come under fire for repeatedly referring to his opponents as sugary foods. Known for his quick wit and colorful commentary, the People’s Champion, as he is known, raised many eyebrows following his naming of CM Punk as the Carvel ice Continue Reading...
Headlies: NHL Lockout Ends, The Goon Comes Out Of Retirement
0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 12 January 2013, 08:59Flin Flon, Manitoba – Following an end to the 3-month long lockout of the National Hockey League, former WWE superstar The Goon has announced that he is coming out of retirement. Banned from the NHL “and all the leagues between from one coast to another,” The Goon has vowed to bring his talents back to the WWE. “I’ve been waiting Continue Reading...
Recent Comments by Jordan Mishkin
- February 28, 2017 on Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines
- January 31, 2017 on Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination
- January 9, 2017 on Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party
- July 12, 2016 on Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA
- June 21, 2016 on Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page