St. Louis, MO – WWE Superstar Evan Bourne has started a new training regime to prepare himself for his in-ring return following a horrific foot injury from over a year ago. “That injury was a blessing in disguise. It really gave me time to enjoy some of the finer things in life,” said a noticeably heftier Bourne. “I couldn’t really Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Little Girl Asks Her Father “Where Does Brad Maddox Come From?”
14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Thu, 04 July 2013, 08:30Fall River, MA – 6 year-old wrestling fan Suzy Cabral was being tucked into her bed by her father Carlos when she asked him a very important life question. “Daddy, where does Brad Maddox come from?” asked Suzy. Carlos cringed at the question that every father hopes never to have to answer. He never thought the day would come when Continue Reading...
Headlies: Rob Van Dam To Challenge Ryback For Airbrushed Tights
13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 25 June 2013, 09:00North Charleston, NC – Returning Superstar Rob Van Dam issued a challenge to Ryback this past Monday Night on Raw that has sent shockwaves throughout the WWE Universe. “Duder, you can’t be running around in those sweet tights,” said an incredibly laid-back Van Dam. “You’re ganking my style and that is not cool, man. There’s only room for one guy Continue Reading...
Headlies: CM Punk To Undergo “Adamantium Skeleton” Procedure
13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 21 June 2013, 12:00Chicago, IL – In preparation for his match with Brock Lesnar, WWE wrestler CM Punk will be undergoing an experimental procedure to bond the unbreakable metal alloy Adamantium with his entire skeletal structure. Sporting extra large sideburns, CM Punk said, “Lesnar was a UFC champion, he broke Triple H’s arm, and he even endured the pain of being on a Continue Reading...
Headlies: Triple H Excited To Completely Ruin Bray Wyatt
18 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 18 June 2013, 10:00Greenwich, CT – WWE Superstar and COO Triple H has been awake for hours, unable to sleep due to his excitement over totally ruining up-and-coming wrestler Bray Wyatt. Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family have been appearing in vignettes for the past few weeks on WWE television to rave reviews from fans and those in the business. Seeing the positive Continue Reading...
Recent Comments by Jordan Mishkin
- February 28, 2017 on Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines
- January 31, 2017 on Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination
- January 9, 2017 on Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party
- July 12, 2016 on Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA
- June 21, 2016 on Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page