Aberdeen, WA – WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan has changed his definitive catchphrase of “Yes!” to a more neutral chant of “Maybe!” Following the loss of the WWE Championship to Randy Orton mere seconds after defeating John Cena, the volatile Bryan has gone into a mode of self-reflection and introspection. “Despite my years of dominating on the independent scene, I’ve come Continue Reading...
About: Jordan Mishkin
From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.
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Headlies: The Miz Revealed to be Lovecraftian Old God
9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 August 2013, 08:00Los Angeles, CA – In a shocking turn of events, WWE Superstar The Miz, was revealed to be a blasphemous “Old One”, an ancient and extremely powerful supernatural entity from beyond the stars. Following an exciting main event featuring WWE Champion John Cena and Daniel Bryan, The Miz, who was serving as the host of Summerslam, stood in the middle Continue Reading...
Headlies: Brooke Hogan Excited To Start Doing Whatever It Is She Actually Does
13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 17 August 2013, 08:30Tampa Bay, FL – Following the news of her firing, TNA Knockouts Executive Brooke Hogan has stated that she is looking forward to her future projects. In a press conference, Hogan, real name Brooke Ellen Bollea, said, “This chapter in my life is closing, but I am looking forward to the next one. I have been blessed with a wildly Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE Partners With Ancestry.com For New Website
12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 August 2013, 14:00Provo, Utah – World Wresting Entertainment is proud to announce that have have partnered with Ancestry.com, the world’s largest for-profit genealogy company in world. “We here at WWE are absolutely thrilled to work with a company like Ancestry.com,” said Stephanie McMahon. “They are a well-established and respectable company. Plus their commercials are so cute and clever. The WWE Universe loves Continue Reading...
Headlies: Bo Dallas Is Standing Right Behind You
16 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 August 2013, 09:00Seriously, Right Behind You – Ok, don’t look, but NXT champion Bo Dallas is standing right behind you. Yeah, I have no idea why, but he’s like right there. No, he’s not doing anything, he’s just kind of standing there and staring. And breathing really hard. Ugh, this is so weird and creepy. Maybe if we ignore him, he’ll go Continue Reading...
Recent Comments by Jordan Mishkin
- February 28, 2017 on Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines
- January 31, 2017 on Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination
- January 9, 2017 on Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party
- July 12, 2016 on Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA
- June 21, 2016 on Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page