You too can own this Dixie Carter “Dixieland” shirt (or “Dixie Land” if you’re going by the actual shirt logo design) for just $24.99.
They really should have put “Oh I Wish I Was In Dixie. Hooray! Hooray!” on the back of it.
That would’ve been a License To Print Money(™) for sure!
The same people who’d buy this probably also bought the Dixie Carter figure.
Hey, instead of buying this stupid Dixie Carter t-shirt, why not buy yourself access to The WrestleCrap Archives instead?
It’s cheaper, funnier, and best of all unlike this shirt, The WrestleCrap Archives won’t shrink in the laundry!
Your generous support allows us to keep showing you goofy wrestling stuff just like this, and so much more!
(Big “Thanks!” to Trent Valentine who started a thread about this shirt yesterday in The Craphole forum which put it on my radar).