Someone Bought This: Ladies- ever wanted to be a sexy Hulk Hogan for Halloween?

26 Submitted by on Thu, 30 October 2014, 02:00

Hulk Hogan Sexy Women's Costume

 

Crapperette Rose Harmon found this sexy (?) Hulk Hogan costume and writes:

I found this costume online. I just wanna know why…

I… I don’t know.

manmountainrock

You don’t know either, Man?

Why must every woman’s Halloween costume be “sexy”?

manmountainrock

Okay, that’s enough out of you Mr. Mountain Rock- you are not helping!

Even things that should not be sexy to begin with- like Hulk Hogan!

Gah!

If you’ll excuse me, I need to go scrub my brain out with bleach.

But thank you for the submission, Rose.

Even if you may have just ruined my Halloween…

Written by

Submit your "Someone Bought This" and "It Came From YouTube" candidates to me by clicking here. NOTE: You have to delete the word "GOOKER" before you send the email. I probably won't reply to your email, but I read and appreciate everything you all send in. THANK YOU Crappers as always for your contributions! -Paul.
26 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Ladies- ever wanted to be a sexy Hulk Hogan for Halloween?"
  1. Darryl Stewart says:

    Given his ego, I’m surprised he didn’t have his partner in the “unauthorized” sex tape wear it. Is the matching panty for $7.95 the same one he wore in the “Wrecking Ball” parody?

  2. John says:

    “Yes Mr. Leslie we can ship it special delivery. You said the address was The Barber Shop?”

  3. THE Jeffry Mason says:

    I hear next year the “sexy” ric flair costume will be available. Eww

  4. 80's Guy says:

    How pathetic. You could piece that pile of $h!t together for a third of the price easily.

    What a waste of money.

    I hate Hulk Hogan.

  5. daniel says:

    Bubba the Love Sponge “Hey baby look at this sexy number I bought you…rawr!”

    Bubba’s Wife “Oh my let me slip this on while you get your 4 inch python ready”

    Voodoo Chili plays softly in the background…..

  6. Raven7309 says:

    I have to ask, does Terry Bollea get a cut of the sales?
    Maybe if Brooke Hogan wore this on stage, her singing career might have been more successful.

  7. Walt says:

    Costume? I thought it was Brooke!

  8. Anonymous says:

    That is one of the most unintentionally disturbing costumes ever.

  9. Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' says:

    Somebody keep Dave Schulz indoors tomorrow.

  10. John C says:

    Now what about that sexy Man Mountain Rock costume?

  11. Drew says:

    You sure that isn’t Jimmy Valiant in drag?

  12. The Scanian Maniac says:

    Isn’t this costume very much from a LGBT perspective (which tend to advocate an androgynous or sexless society)?

  13. Doc 902714 says:

    STUPID SEXY HOGAN!!

  14. Jinx says:

    “Limited Edition”? Man… that thing can not be limited enough…

leave a comment